Seven days until Delve Survivors goes full release, so I'm breaking my gear back in early — the chestpiece lasted about five minutes of sparring before I gave up on it. A girl has to be ready for launch week. Tell me you'd spar with me anyway, warrior?
New puzzle crawler dropped and it doesn't use a single word — just icons — and if I stop to think, the game takes the turn for me. Come kneel behind me and read them faster than I can, daddy?
Dungeonbound launches this month and its equipment planning has me weighing every ounce before the first step — my whole kit is spread across the floor and I still can't cut the list down. Come help me decide what stays on, warrior?
Last night with the DelveWright demo before the full game drops — turn-based means it'll wait for me all night, but I'd rather not make it. Come sit on the rug and call my next move, daddy?
Found a demo where I finally get to play the villain — building my own dungeon and luring adventurers into my traps instead of dodging them. Turns out I'm dangerously good at the luring part. Come be my first catch, warrior? 😈
Descent of Lunaris dropped Demo 2.0 and the whole first dungeon is finally open — I cleared it twice and now I'm celebrating the only way I know how. Get over here and carry me through the third run, daddy?
No ESC makes you type every single move, so my fingers haven't left the keyboard once — the demo really doesn't care that I got distracted somewhere around the third room. Come tell me what to type next, daddy?
Halloween's tomorrow and I found the one costume that actually fits — turns out it's just a hat. Come help me finish getting ready, daddy? 😈
The most-played demo of the whole fest turned out to be Worst Class Ever, and it dealt me a bard whose only spell is singing at things. I'm sulking over coffee in nothing but my guild shirt — come reroll this build for me, daddy?
Next Fest is over and my queue is empty for the first time in a week — every demo I loved is locked away until the full games drop. A girl could get used to mornings like this, but I'd rather not spend them alone. Come wake me up properly, daddy?