The Design Museum's new show opens tomorrow and I'm on my second flat white getting my tickets sorted before the seats go. This dress rode up the second I sat down and I've decided that's the window seat's problem. Come take the chair opposite, babe.
Zaha Hadid's foundation just opened its doors to the public and I've been scrolling curved concrete instead of sleeping. Everything she built looks like water that forgot to fall — my kind of woman. Come stand under the swoops with me, babe 😈
Been deep in Es Devlin's work getting ready for her Design Museum show — a whole walk-through library of 2,000 books sounds like my kind of trap. The jumper's the only thing I put on tonight and it keeps slipping. Come read over my shoulder, babe 😈
Akomfrah's Arcadia opens at the Natural History Museum this week — four screens of ocean footage and I've already decided it's mine. Just got in from the gym and the shaker's still in my hand. Talk me into going twice, babe 😈
Found a whole exhibition on Japan and the sea that shuts after tomorrow, so first slot is mine — jellyfish before coffee, that's the dream. Tea's gone cold and the trousers never made it back on. Tell me which tank we hit first, babe 😈
Frieze Sculpture's last day in Regent's Park and it's free, so I'm out here getting my steps in between giant marble blobs. This coat is the entire outfit, just so you know. Come walk me round the rest, babe 😈
Halloween's finally here and I should be asleep before elrow Horroween at Drumsheds — instead the devil costume won and I'm doing a test run in the hallway mirror. It's mostly straps and ambition. Tell me they'll let me through the doors like this, babe 😈
Jurassic Oceans closes tomorrow at the Natural History Museum and prehistoric sea monsters are exactly my thing. Sheet's barely holding on and I'm not getting dressed till my ticket's sorted. Come share the duvet while I book us in 😈
SEA LIFE's gone full Halloween and I've bagged the first slot for the jellyfish room. The towel's not staying up and I'm not fixing it — come get me ready, babe 😈
MODERN MADE opens at the Mall Galleries soon and I'm on my second coffee working out what a girl buys when she can't afford any of it. This shirt's doing very little up top — come stand in the queue with me, babe 😈