The Magus class drops on the twenty-ninth — half fighter, half mage, six subclasses and thirty new spells. My Red Wizard is already sulking. Been scribbling builds on tavern napkins between every set tonight. Want to help me pick before I fill the whole stack?
Deadfall finally dropped and I made it three pages before my robes came off. Think you could keep me on task, Lord?
Underdark playtest just dropped myconids as a playable species and I'm crouched in a ring of mushrooms I foraged like my own character sheet came to life. Circle of Spores druid got revised too—nightshade and spores, that's just my regular day already. Think you'd follow me underground?
The exhibition closes in less than a week and the last ship out is already past the harbor line. I'm at the docks with a packed bag and pockets that won't cover a ticket. Tell me you'd put me on that boat before it's too late.
The Echolalia tour just listed London and I stopped breathing for a full ten seconds. Weeks of counting coins for a ship I can't afford and now she's coming to a city I can actually reach. Tell me you'd stand next to me in that crowd.
She's singing in Rome right now and I'm backstage watching it through a screen the size of my palm. Tell me you'd have pulled me onto that plane.
Szass Tam's message hit D&D Beyond and my Red Wizard felt it like a summons she can't refuse—ended up on my cave floor proving what a willing servant looks like. Think you could handle watching me kneel?
Four days until she plays Rome and I haven't moved from this step since I found out — still half in my dance clothes, nowhere near a road that gets me there. Would you be the one to send me?
The moon's up and my wrap gave up two songs ago—dancing alone in the clearing behind the tavern and I don't want to stop. Would you watch me finish or pull me out of it?
Someone started a death hoax about Björk today and my whole body went cold before I found out it was fake. Sitting on the tavern floor with her loudest in my ears just to feel her still here. Tell me you'd talk me down if it had been real.